75 Boating Tips to Take You from Novice to Natural

The key to becoming a great boater is constantly gaining knowledge both from spending quality time on the water and from boating resources. Never be afraid to ask a more experienced boater for advice or tips, and in that spirit I reached out to fellow boater, Jason Paul, for permission to re-post his extensive boating tips  first published on the Facebook group Boat Owners United. This article is packed with experience laden tips that would take years to develop on your own. Enjoy and thanks Jason!

Hi good day to all my fellow Captains & Crew!  Congrats and Welcome Aboard all at once to the new boat owners, folks who never been on a boat, and the folks who have been boating their whole life.  The following list of suggestions are for you to read over and familiarize yourself with.  These bullet points are made up from my experience and your fellow boaters experience.  I am only the messenger for getting the word out at this point.  I'm not sure your total experience on the water so please know that these bullet points are not to undermine your boating knowledge or your common sense, however it is a good reminder for us all.  There is no particular order to these.  This applies as a boat owner and the guest to the boat owner.  If the shoe fits wear it!  I hope one day as you gain experience that you pass it on to others as well.  Sip your beverage of choice and enjoy the read.

Knowledge:

- Take a boaters course ASAP.  You can look online in your local area for one near you.  You can also do it online.  They're usually free to do so. A comprehensive list can be found HERE.

- If someone politely offers an idea or assistance... Take it!  I always have and I am still alive to talk about it.  There is no good reason to not get along and accept the help.  Put your ugly ass ego away.  Being on the water isn't the time or place for a bigger chest contest!  Enough on that one.

Packing A Cooler – the Must Haves:

• Bring plenty of bottled water.  You will get dehydrated quickly in the sun and heat!
• Cut up fresh fruit & vegetables, put them in a separate container.
• Pack away a box of crackers, cut up slices of cheese and pepperoni (makes a great snack)
• Gatorade.... Restore those electrolytes!!
• Beer is good to have but not for the Captain.  The Captain drinks at the dock when tucked away for the night.  I'm not even going to promote having one drink!  If you do, that's on you.  Enough said on that one!

Packed away in a bag:

- Sunblock!  Plenty of it and wear it.  If you are chemical conscience get an all-natural kind.  I have always thanked my wife for nagging me about it after the day's end and I'm feeling rather comfortable from not being sun burned.

- Towels for drying off after getting out of the water.  We don't like soaking wet boats!  Especially the older ones with plywood floors.

- Snacks: Chips, buns, trail mix, cookies, pie, be creative!  It's not up to the boat owner to feed you!  When being invited, ask them what you need to bring.  Even if they say just yourself.... At the minimum.... 5 gallons of gas, a bag of chips, a towel, your own beverages, you get the drift!

Dock Lines:

- Make sure they are as long as your boat.  If your boat is 26' long so are those lines (Minimum of 4).

- Coil the left over loose end on the dock.  It's really nice to see a line coiled up nice and neat!  That speaks volumes to me about how particular a boat owner is when I see that.

Anchor:

- Fortress brand, pricey but it has a lifetime warranty, is easy to assemble, the holding power is awesome, it's lightweight & your wife or S/O can handle it with ease if needed.

- Make sure your anchor has at least 6' of Stainless Steel chain attached to it using a shackle, not just tying it off.  That helps lay it on the bottom.

- While the standard is 7:1 on the road, Go 10:1, as you never know if things could change for the worse quickly and you have to drop anchor & ride the weather change.

- Anchor rope, 150' is a good length.

Good Care & Maintenance:

- Winterize your boat and do it early!  Take no chances!  I'd say October anywhere in America is probably good.  Up near Canada I'd say early August.  Of course this is location dependent.

- Shrink wrap can be saved & used for a few seasons at least (usually).

- Always cover your boat.  Why would you spend your disposable income to buy something that will have a buildup of leaves, dirt, sticks, sunspots, trees, and mold & more.... it can go on and on.  Just keep your boat covered.

- Teak.... If your boat has Teak on her and it's in the weather, go ahead and redo it every 2-4 years.  The stuff to refinish it is relatively inexpensive.  It's a labor of love.

Updating Your Boat:

- Not that it's most important but let's face it, times are forever changing.... If you have an older model boat, upgrade the sound system in it.  After all, no one carries tapes around from 1985 and plays them anymore.  I also recommend the Bose 131 Flush Mounted waterproof speakers.  A bit pricey but bulletproof and solid!

- Steering cables.... I bought a boat once and wanted things replaced or added as was needed.  I made mention to the Marina shop manager about the steering being real tight.  I said replace if needed.  Once I went to pick up the boat he reassured me they were original and they needed replacement.  It steered like a dream after that!

- Replacing things.... This is tricky for a lot of folks.  When something goes wrong and it will, you really need to nip it in the bud & just replace it or fix it.  Boats end up looking the way they do because of neglect.  If you need a bit to come up with the cash, budget for it.  Ex: $300 is needed for something on the boat to make it right or whole again or whatever it is...  Figure out how much extra you have left to slap into savings for a period of time to equal the amount needed.  If it takes a bit longer than so be it!  You have to have the discipline to not touch it and act like you don't have it if you were to need it.

Blowers:

- Run the blower for at least 4 minutes as instructed before starting your engine.  Fumes and spark are nothing to play with.  I have forgotten a few times and after the fact my heart sank because I know the risk!

- Run your blowers while below cruising speed, also run while refueling.  I even go the extra step and open the engine hatch.

Fuel:

- If your fuel gauge isn't working, get it fixed!  Don't guess it, it's not worth the added stress.

- When fueling your boat and you have fuel come out the overfill port, have a bottle of water handy and throw some water on it to get it off your gel coat.

Engine / Outdrive:

- Have a small tool kit onboard to include a multi tool (Leatherman), (a Hex Allen Key if you have a windlass).

- Always check your fluid levels & bilge area before starting the engine, make sure of no leaks.

- Always let your engine warm up to cruising temperature before getting underway.

- It takes merely minutes to ensure your engine bay is clean.  Get a small bucket of water and dawn dish soap, wipe it down or use some degreaser if you have neglected it.  This will make it easier for you to spot drips and leaks in the engine compartment.

- Order the parts break down service manual for your outdrive and your engine.  They are pricey but worth every penny!  When ordering have your serial #s ready so it is the exact match to your application!

- When on land and you start your engine always connect the muffs to the outdrive & ensure you have a continuous flow of water going through it from your garden hose.  Muffs are usually under $10 and you can get them at Walmart or your local Marina. You can order one right now online for that matter.

- When / If you make an announcement to friends and family for an invite on the boat, give them a time to be at the boat 15 min prior to getting under way.  Ex: "We are going boating this Saturday.  Be at the dock at 11:00 AM.  If you aren't there at that time, don't bother coming".  Take off time is 11:15. (Don't tell them the take off time).  Use that 15 min for your safety brief and going over everything.

- Appoint someone as a First Mate.  Let them know exactly what to expect when leaving the dock, being out on the voyage, coming back to the dock, etc.  Ensure they know their duties.  They are your right hand person!

Life Jackets:

- Show your passengers where all the life jackets are stowed away.  Make sure there is one for everyone on-board.  They usually come in plastic and tags hanging off them.  Clean them up and remove the plastic they are in.  When in an emergency every second counts!  Your guests are your responsibility!

- Go the extra mile....  We spend $9 on the Type II bright orange life jackets and neatly stow them away.  Invest in inflatable life jackets.  They are on sale many times for $50-60.  Wear them.  Invest in extra ones for those invited onto your boat.  It's all fun and games until you have an accident due to your own or another boater, and there are no air bags to save you.  80% of drowning victims are due to not wearing life jackets; and most knew how to swim as per family members and friends.  Again they are YOUR responsibility.

Check Amazon, West Marine, Bass Pro, Cabelas, Gander Mountain, Academy Sports, etc.  One of them is probably running a sale on them.

Safety:

- When going out, make sure someone on shore has your float plan for the day.  Let them know of changes or maybe even check in with them with a text or a phone call or something.  This is especially crucial if going off shore or one of the 5 Great Lakes.

- Check your fire extinguisher for serviceability and replace as necessary.

- A well-stocked First Aid Kit

- Bayer aspirin for someone who may have a heart attack on board.  Remember, you ARE 911 while on the water.

- Ensure all your guests Aboard know how to hail for help on the VHF -the monitored Channel and let them know of major land marks if there is no GPS coordinates.  Remind them to throw the anchor if able and in a safe place to do so in case something happens and you aren't capable.

- Head on a swivel at all times, know your surroundings, head on 2 swivels during holiday weekends!!

- If diving put the diver flag on display to let other boaters know you are diving in that area.

- Do NOT negotiate a low bridge!  If you question it, turn around.  I went against my better judgment and in 2005 the cost was $600 with a lot of glass, twisted and bent windshield frame & heartache!

- Have a throw cushion or two, most of us use them on our seats to sit on, that's not a good idea because it depletes its purpose over time.

- A throw ring is good to have, even better when you have a line attached to it!  Mount it in site on the starboard side near the Captain.

- Never run your engines while someone is on the swim platform or in the water.

Being Courteous:

- When invited to go boating with someone else, bring with you a red five gallon gas can full of fuel.  Running a boat isn't cheap, it's the thought that counts.

- Should you see someone in distress or clearly they are stranded, offer them a hand so as long as you aren't putting yourself or your crew in danger.

- Load your boat and have it ready to go, BEFORE you even stage at the boat ramp.  Do not back down and stop 5' short of the water to start putting things in the boat.  If you are going to prep at the boat ramp, park out of the way of the ramp, be patient and you will get her in the water when finished I promise!

- If you see someone messing up or lacking experience offer help and assistance.  Do NOT video, point, laugh and post it.  Even if the person turns you away.  It's just not morally right.  Be the bigger person and go about your day peacefully.

- Remove your shoes and don't step on the seats.

- Don't bring your dog.

- Be patient!  There may be times where you are waiting to get your boat out of the water.  You may have 3 or 4 boats ahead of you floating about... It will all come together and you'll get your turn.

- Plastic Grocery Bag!  If you see one while cruising please stop and pick up at once!  I do EVERYTIME!!!  The reason; It could cost roughly $3,000 for repair if it gets wrapped around someone's outdrive.  Plus it's about the environment too.  Let's help keep our waters clean.

- TRASH: If you brought it with you from home you take it with you back home!  Do NOT throw it in the water!

- Dripping wet!  Drip off on the swim platform not in the boat!  Have someone hand you a towel or keep a few towels at the stern of the boat for easy access.

Items To Make Boating Easier:

- Get some type of towing insurance.  Sea Tow, Tow Boat US or equivalent.  $150 roughly per year for a piece of mind or upwards of $600, $700, $800 or more for one tow???  You do the math!

- Trash bags and paper towels.  Tuck them away and use them as necessary.

- Chances are your boat doesn't have a mirror.  It's good to have one so you can see what's going on behind you from time to time.

- Checklist of everything on the boat, what to bring on the boat, etc.

- Dock Hook: They are inexpensive and handy.  They're adjustable and will make your life easier while docking or locking through.

- Mechanic Gloves if you are locking through.  Those latter rings as well as those dangling lines stay underwater constantly and are nasty.  You will thank me later.  

Navigating:

- Slow and easy until you get use to things and being on the water.

- When out there on the water and you are cruising... make your intent clear to oncoming traffic way ahead of time.  It's all about being safe and avoiding a collision!

- At the first of darkness turn on your navigation lights!

- If your boat is equipped with bow docking lights or a spot light DO NOT use that as navigation!  You will blind the boaters coming in your direction.  Plus it's illegal.  Use it when you are coming into your dock space and if necessary only!

- Leave the drain plug out when on land or on the trailer.  Make sure before headed to the boat ramp you have it in or know where it is and you put it in prior to launching (out of the way of the boat ramp)!

Trailering:

- Bearing Buddies!  All boat trailers should have them, If yours doesn't, convert it!  After every launch for the day pump a few squirts in each wheel.  Get that water out of there!

- Stainless Steel safety chain: It is attached to the trailer and is long enough to attach to the trailer hook on the boat, do NOT skimp on this with any trailer!  If it looks faulty & you question it replace ASAP!

- Practice backing your trailer when you can.  It is not hard, just need to do it and understand how your trailer reacts.

- Don't haul your boat with canvas erected or snapped in place on the trailer faster than the speed of your boat.  I wouldn't do at all if it were me.  Bad juju!

- When hauling long distance, do a walk around on your trailer and make sure everything is secure.  I do this with every fill up at the gas station.  *If your tires are about 5 years old I would change them out due to dry rot.  I learned that the hard way.

I grew up on the water, been on and around boats my entire life and even owned a few, I am always learning & still asking questions.  I'm no expert by any means but I'm not a novice either.  There are many more tips and pointers, Please feel free to add to this list.  If you have any questions or need advice I'm a PM away.  Happy Boating.

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5 Fundraising Tips for Boating & Marine Associations

Recreational boating in the US is a $120 million dollar industry and economic driver. Boating is both an individual and community effort. Boaters seek to communicate with fellow boaters in small informal groups, on the water or on shore, and in larger more organized clubs, groups and associations. Boaters, especially new boaters, seek information, advice and tips and these formal and informal organization serve as a vital conduit of information and access to and between boaters.

In addition to the boating associations, community associations exist which are formed around protecting the interests of local lakes, waterways and landmarks. An example of a community association is Save our South Channel Lights, which was created to raise public awareness and support for the preservation and restoration of the historic South Channel Lights on Lake St. Clair.

A challenge for many boating organizations is fundraising. While some organizations, such as informal groups on Facebook have limited operating expenses, others such as SOSCL have significant operating and capital needs. Raising sufficient funds to both maintain and attract new members and fulfill the mission of the organization is an ongoing battle.

The following are five time tested ways that boating organizations can raise money to support their efforts.

Membership Fee (with Perks).

If there is a strong connection to the mission of the club or association, its members may be more than willing to pay a reasonable membership fee. We see this most commonly with clubs associated with vintage boating groups, manufacturer user groups, and community associations. $25 to $50 is more than reasonable, especially if membership comes with certain perks ex, discounts on store items, a free newsletter, a boat show pass, etc.

Membership Discount Card.

The membership card works best when centered around a specific boating area, where local merchants can offer discounts on purchases of food, gas, or services. Midwest Boat Party is a great example. They offer an annual membership card for $25 which conveys discounts from restaurants, marinas and other shops. One gas fill up typically pays for the card!

Online Store.

Offering an online store is a great way to make money all year round. Boaters are a proud lot and like to display and wear items the bear the logo of groups with which they are affiliated. Stern Memories offers clubs and associations the ability to host an online store, fill it with fun and useful boating gear, with little investment in time or money. Examples of items include:
Burgee/Flags, Koozies, T-Shirts, Caps & Apparel, Tote Bags, Coolers, Deck Mats, Fender Covers

Vendor Sponsors.

Companies or business that sell to boaters, either nationally or locally are often more than willing to sponsor boating clubs and associations. Offering gold, silver and bronze levels is very common with each offering varying levels of awareness and access to the group’s members. These same sponsors can also be tapped to participate in other efforts such as the membership card and event efforts discussed below. Just make sure you offer the vendors a good value and access for their money. If they don’t get the financial return they seek, they will not come back.

Events.

Planning and hosting events can be the most challenging way to raise funds, but they can also generate significant income. Examples include, poker runs, harbor hops, and parties.  Planning such events takes time, people and the participation of Mother Nature.

There are probably many more ways that boating groups and associations can raise money, but these are the most common that we see here at Stern Memories. When putting together your boating group’s fundraising plan, be sure to talk with Stern Memories. We can tailor a program to your needs while maximizing your return and minimizing your time involved. As a unique boating gift supplier in Missouri, we look forward to helping you and your boating organization reach your goals.

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No-Fail Way to Pick a New Boat Name

So you just bought a new boat. And now your first pain and pleasure of boat ownership at the Lake of the Ozarks (aside from writing the first check of many) is how to pick a new boat name.  At Stern Memories we know a thing or two about boat names because our business is creating items personalized with boat names.

So here are our tips on how to pick a new boat name at the Lake of the Ozarks. (Spoiler alert…the no-fail way is listed last!)

Keep it Fun!

Boat names capture the essence of boating, but in a very personal way.  Boating is fun, so boat names should be fun, lighthearted and also make the reader think a bit.

No Inside Jokes

When people see your boat you want them to “get it” so while you have every right to name your boat something that only you or your immediate family “gets” you are cheating the rest of us from your great sense of humor and wit. Let it show!

Keep it Short

The best boat names are short, 1-3 words. One strong word or 2-3 that work and play well together. You don’t want people to have to read a book to figure out your boat name and the longer it is, the smaller the lettering.  So, keep it short and sweet.

Ladies First

The age old rule is that boats should be named after a significant woman in your life.  We certainly see many of those but they are in the minority these days.  However, there is nothing better than honoring the lady in your life by including her in your new boat name.

Work/Career Related

More and more we are seeing boat names that are someway connected to the work done by the boat owner, but in a fun and clever way.  One of my favorites is Tow Job. Guess what line of work?  Tow truck operator.  Wired for Fun?  Electrician.  Special Delivery? OBGYN!  You get it…now think about your line of work and start playing around with puns and twists that incorporate the work type but in a funny way.

Water Related

We see tons of new boat names that are water related – Waves of Fun, Water Work, Aquaholics, Current Address, etc.  Just let your mind swim through a river of water related themes and concepts and something will come to you.

Speed & Power Related

If your new boat is a go-fast boat, consider a boat name that is tied to speed.  Pretty easy to think of those – Thunder Plunder, Terminator, Excalibur, Spectacular, etc.

Family Related

Often a boat name can include all or part of a family name (last name that is). One of my favorites is Sleigh Ride, but the twist is that the real name is spelled Slay.  Miller Time is hugely popular for the Miller’s out there. Just write down your name and starting pondering ways it can be hooked or worked into a boat name.

Pull out the Thesaurus

If you get stuck, open an online thesaurus and type in a word you have in mind. The thesaurus will generate reams of words that mean the same thing. Often one of the synonyms for your original word will make a great boat name.

Ask Around

The absolute best way to pick a new boat name?  Ask other boaters.  Very simply, go on Facebook and join a boating group for your body of water, boat manufacturer, or any of the national ones (ex. Passion for Powerboats) and ask for help. Give them a few details like the work you do or your last name, or include a photo of a boat. In about 5 minutes you will be inundated with boat name ideas. And some of those may trigger other thoughts in your mind and you’ll finally land on that new boat name that perfectly matches your boat, your personality or your lifestyle.

And when you pick that show stopper of a new boat name, reach out to Stern Memories and let us help outfit your crew with caps, shirts, koozies, totes or boat gear, all imprinted with your boat name. We look forward to helping you get ready for the boating season, with all your new boat name gear at the Lake of the Ozarks!

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Top Benefits of Center Console Boats

Lately I have been noticing an increase in the number of center console boats on my home lake, Lake of the Ozarks, and I wanted to learn why. So I posed the question “What are the benefits of center console boats?” on the boating Facebook group, Passion for Powerboats and received a boat load of responses.

One group member summed up the current tide of popularity in four words: Fish, party, go fast.
Like the reverse of the famous 80’s mullet haircut, a center console boat is a party in the front and business (fishing) in the back. Once mainly found on coastal waterways, center console boats are now readily found on fresh water lakes and waterways. The growth in center console boat popularity speaks to what many believe is their versatility and amenities that begins to rival cruisers and bow riders.

Fishing & Flexibility

Center console boats are designed for both fishing and the excursion life. With multiple rod holders, power-packed electronics, ample storage and wrap around access, a center console boat can be a fisherman’s dream. The open layout allows for multiple anglers and the ability to move about the boat when battling that big one! Whether casting, bottom fishing or trolling, a center console boat can do it. The larger tri and quad outboard center consoles are best suited for large lakes and saltwater boating, while the smaller single and dual engine center consoles will work well on freshwater lakes, rivers and near shore saltwater boating. While the anglers are at work in the back, the rest of the group can hang out an party in front!

New Larger Hull Formats

Center console boats have entered into the “bigger is better” stage of their life cycle. The once common single and dual outboard versions are now joined with triple and quad outboard formats with lengths exceeding 40 feet and the longest center console boat topping out at 57 feet (MTI V 57). These larger hull formats give the ride of a cruiser but with the openness of a bowrider. As such, boat owners who once felt they had to move from bowrider to cruiser for a larger more stable platform, now have the option to retain the openness of a bowrider in these larger center console boats. The larger “crossover” center console boats share some amenities of a cruiser, such as a cuddy cabin with AC, water, a head, refrigerator, microwave and small bunk. With larger hulls comes space for on-deck cook stations, sinks, refrigerators, and massive storage. A large center console will never match a cruiser for live aboard comfort, but the new larger models offer a getaway space that can get you out of the sun, offers some privacy and a place to have some comforts of home.

Ease of Clean Up

With fishing comes a mess and with partying, often comes a mess. Fish guts, blood and gore can get everywhere and from a hard day’s or night’s partying the same can be true! Center consoles are built to take a beating, so just hose out the interior, wipe down and you are ready to go.

Open Design

With bow riders, often everyone wants to sit in the bow and sitting on the bow of a cruiser can be a safety issue. A center console offers 360 degrees of bow seating with ample room for guests to sit next to and across from each other as well as easily move from bow to stern.  If you like to lay out on the boat, that can be tricky on a center console. The larger formats have sun pads in front of the console and sometimes on top of the Bimini cover, while smaller formats seats that fold down or side benches for sun lovers. One major drawback of the center console boat is the loss of the stern as a swim/party platform. With 2,3 or 4 outboards hanging off the stern, that area is now off limits and access to the water is offered via a side entrance. In a party cove situation, where tying up along side other boats is common, the center console owner will need to pick an end spot or hang out alone so that access to the side door to remains viable.

Outboard Motor Benefits

Whether single, duals, trips or quads all center consoles have the benefit of running outboard motors. Outboards offer better fuel economy than I/O, take up less space in the center of the boat and push the motor noise farther away from the occupants. Additionally, outboards can be fully tilted up out of the water when docked or moored, which helps reduce corrosion plus allows the boat to navigate shallower waters than and I/O. Lastly, outboards typically do not need to be winterized to the extent of I/O’s which can lower operating cost and increase usability.

For all the benefits listed above, there are also offsets and many boaters will have strong opinions against center consoles in favor of traditional starboard console watercraft. The bottom line is to match boat design, performance, styling, features and amenities to your boating lifestyle.

When you find the boat that’s right for you, whether center console, cruiser, bow rider or pontoon and you give it a great name, contact Stern Memories for all your personalized boating gear at the Lake of the Ozarks! We can help accessorize your boating crew, dock, and home with all of your custom boating accessories in Missouri. Visit our website to see what we can create for you. Happy boating!

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Embroidery Tips for YOUR Boating Gear

You just bought a new boat and gave it an awesome name. Now you want to outfit the crew with personalized hats and shirts embroidered with your boat name. No problem, but there are some things you should know about the embroidery process before jumping in. Before you get ready to rock your personalized boating gear at the Lake of the Ozarks, see the tips provided below!

What to Embroider?

Think about what you have or need on the boat: hats, shirts, hand towels, bar towels, beach towels, floor mats, tote bags and fender covers can all be embroidered and make great boating swag. Our motto at Stern Memories is “start with quality, end with quality.” If you buy cheaply made goods, they will not withstand marine conditions and your money will have been wasted.

Boat name artwork

The embroidery process starts with your boat name artwork. If you bought a new boat or changed the name on a used boat, you likely worked with a vinyl sign shop to create the boat name graphic. Go back to them and ask for the “vector art” file for your boat name. (Note: Before you decide to do business with a sign shop, get an agreement up front that whatever image they create for you, you get a copy of the vector image files.)  If you bought a used boat and are keeping the name, then you have a couple options. If the boat name is simple lettering against a white background, the embroiderer might be able to work from a JPEG image of the boat name. Use a good camera to take the picture straight on, in good light, and send the picture in its largest size saved in JPEG format.  Another alternative is to have the boat name redrawn.  At Stern Memories we specialize in redrawing boat names from pictures. The end result is a near perfect match to your boat name and you get a copy of the vector art file.  Redrawing a name can run $50 or more, but if you plan on doing more things with your boat name, it is a worthwhile investment.

Digitization

Digitization - what does it mean?  So you’ve talked to an embroidery company and they want to charge you fees to convert or digitize your boat name.  Modern embroidery machines are basically computers with needles, sometimes lots of them, 12 or 15 each with different color thread.  When your boat name is digitized a computer program is created that directs each individual stitch. It’s truly an amazing process.

How much should digitization cost?

Most shops charge a fee per 1000 stitches to digitize a logo. The challenge is that the total number of stitches is not known until the digitization process is complete. Other factors impact the number of stitches, such as the size of the embroidery area and the complexity of the design. For example, outlining letters and drop shadows and other details will drive up the digitization and stitching cost. Often you can receive an estimate based on similar work that the embroiderer has done, but the final number is typically not given until after digitization.  Many shops charge around $1.50 per 1000 stitches, but again that is meaningless until you know the stitch count.

Stitching cost

What, now there is a stitching cost?  Yes. Once the design has been digitized there is an added cost to stitch the design onto each hat or garment. Again, the more complex and larger the design, the greater the stitching cost.  Often the embroiderer will quote just a bundled cost for the item which includes stitching, but buried in there is an allotment of time on the sewing machine.

Selecting an Embroiderer

Embroidery in the US is a multi-billion dollar industry. Many shops are home-based, others operate from small store fronts and yet others operate large scale plants. If you ask around or use Google, you will be sure to find an embroiderer nearby, but do they know boating? Are they boaters?  Stern Memoires was founded by boaters (Lake of the Ozarks) and specializes in working with boaters and their unique needs. Our goal is to build a lifelong relationship with each boating customer with the goal of providing multiple fun and useful items. Once we have your artwork and digitized files, we can put it on just about anything, offering a true one-stop personalized boating gear experience.

Tips to save money

One of the best ways to save money is to use pre-digitized fonts. Digitization software is pre-load with many fonts. Boat name are often created using standard fonts and many of those are pre-digitized. You may still have digitization fees, but they will be less.  Eliminating excessive details is another way to save money.  By focusing on the core boat name and not the surrounding graphics, will help cut down on stitched and thus save money.  Plus, when it comes to embroidery less is more.

At Stern Memories, we love to see boaters display their boating passion through boat name embroidered items. There’s nothing like docking your boat and walking off, displaying your boat name proudly. Ready to create your personalized boating gifts?  Contact Stern Memories today!

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Order Now- Boat Name Koozies

There is nothing more fun to have on your boat than koozies, coolies, or beer huggers with your boat name on them. If you are looking to order koozies or can coolies with your boat name on it, this article will be your guide. Our Stern Memories koozie collection has a number of options, for your personalized koozie at the Lake of the Ozarks! You and your boat guests can stand out with your boat name imprinted on your koozie, this summer at the Lake. 

Koosie Imprint Methods:

There are two main types of imprint methods:  Screen print and dye-sublimation printing. Screen printing on koozies is typically a 1-color imprint on a solid color body while dye-sublimation is a full-color (or 4-color) imprint process.  Dye-sublimation is great for full-color photos, collage images, and boat names with graphical details.  1-color is best for just printing the boat name along with other text elements such as a family name, funny sayings, event name, etc.

Print locations

There are 3 imprint locations: front, back and bottom. The bottom location is rarely seen and, in my view is best for commercial needs. For a boat name koozie, focus on the main panel locations.  Our pricing includes the two main imprint locations. 

Minimum Order Size

At Stern Memories our minimum order size on both 1-color and full-color is 25 units.  Our can koozies start at $2.25 each and bottle koozies start at $3.30 each. Since you’ll want to have your koozies on your boat, on your dock, at your home and have some to give to friends and fellow boaters, a minimum of 25 is just about right and we offer discounts above 50 units for those who need more.

Artwork Set Up Fees

There is no artwork fee on our koozies, assuming the customer provides camera ready artwork or uses standard fonts.  If you don’t have finished artwork, for a one-time fee of $40 our graphic artist can take a photo of your boat name and re-create almost exactly as it appears on the boat. Once we have created your boat name, we save it and it can be used on other personalized items offer by Stern Memories.

Production Times

In general, koozie production takes 7-10 days from receipt of an order, then shipping time it added to that. So, allow about two weeks to get your koozies. An exception would be a rush order, which will likely come with a higher fee. Dye-sublimation, which is a faster process may have a shorter turnaround, but you’re probably still looking a 7-10 days for receipt of your order.

If you are looking to put your boat name on a koozie, contact Stern Memories. Our products are made for boaters by boaters!

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7 Steps to De-Winterize Boat's Upholstery

Getting ready to de-winterize your boat? When you pull back that cover for the first time, hopefully you see a pristine interior, but if not, with the help of our friends at Paradise Upholstery we have prepared a few key tips for boat de-winterization upholstery care.

1) When to start.  

It is prudent to attack the interior cleaning process after the mechanical de-winterization process. Engine and mechanical fluids and greasy hand prints can make their way on to upholstery. So, wait until the boat is running, then attack the interior last.

2) Do a survey.  

Don’t just jump in and start cleaning. Take time to survey the entire boat stem to stern to look at your upholstery including seat covers, carpeting, and other coverings.  Hopefully your issues are few, but in some cases mildew or worse – varmints – may have had months to degrade upholstery.  Once you have your list, start with the worst problems and work your way up.

3) Repairing cuts, rips, burns, and tears.   

Vinyl repairs smaller than a quarter can typically be repaired with a vinyl repair kit.  A caveat is when the damage is on a seam, which typically require professional repair. For small repairs, we recommend the following kits: 3M, Restor-It Quick, and Tear-Aid vinyl repair kits. Follow the manufacturer instructions and watch how-to videos on YouTube to help with the process. Most importantly when repairing small cuts and burns in vinyl, clean up the damaged area by trimming edges and frays.  You want a clean, crisp edge to start.  With burns, cut out the burn and insert a cotton or canvass backing below the burn hole before applying the patch.

4) Professional repairs. 

For larger rips, cuts, burns or discoloration, seek out a professional marine upholsterer. They are more familiar with the harsh outdoor and UV conditions that boat upholstery will face.  We suggest you make such repairs over the winter and simply reinstall after the de-winterization process. There are some OEM and aftermarket upholstery kits available that can also make this a DIY job. Shop around, check references.

5) Boat carpet cleaning.  

Most boat carpeting, except for fishing boats, is removable.  If removable, take it out and lay in the sun on your drive way, dock, patio or wherever you have a large flat surface. If possible, vacuum the carpet first. Then soak with a hose.  We recommend using Dawn or Simple Green as the shampoo or any of the marine carpet shampoos will do. (Note, Dawn can remove boat wax, so be careful with using it near waxed surfaces.)  Use a soft bristle brush and a moderate amount of detergent (two cap fulls per gallon max). Work the shampoo in circular motions into the carpet. Let it sit for a few minutes, then hose off. For extra dirty carpets, repeat. If possible, hang the carpets and continue rinsing the suds out, keep rinsing until the water runs clear with no suds.  Hang in the sun to dry.  Some people like to power wash carpets. This can be done, but use the wide spray head from about 10” above the carpet. Marine carpet has a rubber backing and intense spay can blow it right off the back of the carpet. Reinstall the carpet after the final interior wipe down and after all surfaces have thoroughly dried.

Car Wash Warning:  While taking your boat to the self-car wash may seem like a good idea, the soaps used on cars can remove boat wax and UV protectant. A garden hose and mild dish washing soap or marine grade detergent is all that is needed.

6) Wipe Down.

Cleaning Mildew.  Address any mildew growth before a general wipe down.  The best home-brew mildew cleaner is made from 1 ½ cups of ammonia and ½ cup hydrogen peroxide. Wear rubber gloves and wipe off the mildew areas. Maintain good ventilation to prevent nausea from the ammonia fumes.  There are many over the counter mildew cleaners too. The key is to kill the mildew spores before attempting a general wipe down.

Wash & Final Wipe down.  Use a mild dish washing detergent or marine grade vinyl cleaner for the final all-surface wipe down.  A half-gallon of water to 2 tablespoons of detergent is the appropriate strength.  Change the water often for heavily soiled jobs. Wipe down hard surfaces and appliances using appropriate surface cleaners.

Note: Use copious amounts of fresh water to remove soap and disinfectant residue before adding a UV protectant – see #7.

7) Apply a UV vinyl protectant.  

Like your skin, the sun’s UV rays can damage vinyl if left unprotected. Products such as 303 Marine Vinyl Protectant and 3M’s Vinyl Conditioner & Protectant will help keep your boat upholstery looking great all season.  Reapply as directed.

After you have your boat looking spanking new, get her in the water and take some great photos and turn those photos into a Stern Memories boat name portrait.  It will be a keepsake you will cherish forever.

Happy boating in 2017!

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Mother’s Day Boating Gift Ideas

Mother’s Day, Sunday May 14th, is fast approaching and if you are looking for a unique boating  gift at the Lake of the Ozarks for Mom, we’ve come up with the following suggestions.

First, take a minute to think about what Mom likes to do when boating.  Does she like to float in the water or does she avoid getting in? Is she your main organizing force for your boating day, or just along for the ride?  Is she comfortable on your boat or a reluctant passenger?  Answering these few questions will help guide your gift giving imagination.

For the active boating mom, consider personalizing a towel with your boat name or her name.  You can embroider your boat name and her name, nickname or “Happy Mother’s Day.”  Anyone can give a towel, but embroidering a boating towel with a custom design or message really tells Mom how much you care for her.

If Mom likes to enjoy a nice adult beverage while boating, we have a few ideas:

- Full color imprinted 12oz can or bottle koozie:  Add your boat name and your favorite family boating photo to turn the common koozie into a boating keepsake Mom will use and cherish.

- Custom imprinted insulated tote bag:  Help Mom keep her favorite wine or drinks chilled and close at hand.  Add your boat name or Mom’s name to make it personal.

- Custom imprinted RTIC tumbler –keeps cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot for hours.  We can personally attest that an RTIC tumbler on the boat is a must - keeps drinks from getting watered down due to melting ice and keeps them from splashing about.  Mom will love a 30oz RTIC tumbler personalized with your boat name, her name or personal sentiments.

Last, but not least, keep Mom looking great on and off the boat.  A personalized polo-style shirt or custom embroidered cap, is the perfect gift for the boating mom.

Hopefully these boating gift ideas for moms have stirred some thought. You’ll find options for all these boating gifts, and more, for Mom on SternMemories.com under our Mother’s Day Collection.

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The Ultimate Guide for Boating Resources at the Lake of the Ozarks

The owners of Stern Memories are boaters on Lake of the Ozarks. As such, we created this Lake of the Ozark resource guide for those new to Lake of the Ozarks boating or planning a trip/vacation to the area. For all you need to know about boating at the Lake of the Ozarks, see our information below!

Photo Credit: Fun Lake

Lake Ozark Facts: 

Lake of the Ozarks is a fresh water lake in central Missouri, created by the damming of the Osage River in 1931. The Lake is privately owned by the utility company, Ameren UE.  The Lake is 90 miles long with over 1200 miles of shoreline.  Our recent blog post on Lake Ozark Fun Facts covers many more details.

Public Boat Ramps:

There are 9 public boat ramps on Lake of the Ozarks.  For a map of the Lake Ozark public boat ramps visit www.funlake.com. In addition to the public boat ramps there are numerous private marinas that will allow public use for free or a small fee.  If you are staying at a condo or resort, it is likely that the complex has its own boat ramp too. Call first!

Boat Rentals:

There are many boat and PWC rental facilities on Lake of the Ozarks. Virtually all marinas have rental facilities as do the larger resorts. Resort rentals are usually open to the public not just guests. The most common boats rented are pontoon boats, PWC and runabouts under 26 feet. If you have a choice between a tri-toon and bi-toon pontoon, rent the tri-toon as they handle the waves better. If you are a novice, go pontoon over runabout – much easier to handle and more enjoyable for all. Larger cruisers can also be rented on Lake of the Ozarks as well as large house boats. Iguana Water Sports rents cruisers.  All persons born after 1994 must have a valid boater’s license in Missouri in order to drive a boat or PWC.

Lake Traffic:

Lake of the Ozarks is a very busy lake on the weekends during the summer – Memorial Day to Labor Day.  The lake is moderately busy on weekdays during the summer, especially around the larger resorts (Tan-Tar-A and Lodge of the Four Seasons) and the dam area where there is heavy vacation rental traffic. For a more enjoyable boating experience, during the summer boat Monday – Thursday if at all possible. Over the years boat size on the lake has steadily increased, with cruisers exceeding 40 feet very common. The cruisers make large wakes coupled with the narrowness of the lake makes for some pretty choppy water.  Recently, off-shore style racing boats, “cigarette-style” boats and other “go-fast” boats have become quite popular.  There are many no-wake areas on the late that are seasonal and permanent. The permanent no-wake areas tend to be in residential coves while the seasonal ones tend to be in high traffic areas, such as under the Grand Glaise Bridge. On summer weekends fishing boat traffic is heaviest before 11 AM. Pontoon boats and personal water craft tend to travel in all directions so watch for them!  The absolute best time to be on the Lake of the Ozarks, in my opinion, is from Labor Day to the end of October. The water is still warm, the lake is quiet and many of the restaurants are still open. It’s like having a private 90 mile lake!

Coving Out:

One of the most common activities on Lake of the Ozarks is coving out…anchoring in a quiet cove and just hanging out on the water. If the cove gets busy, boaters will start to “tie up” to each other. Be sure to ask before you tie up and try to pick a boat about the same size as yours.  Look for coves with few docks and pristine shoreline. It is considered bad boating behavior to cove out directly in front of a residential dock.

Lake Ozark Anchoring Tips:

Anchoring on Lake of the Ozarks can sometimes be challenging, mainly because of the water depth. When coving out, head for the back or sides of coves. The bottom is usually mud and gravel. Plow type, fluke style and heavier anchors are recommend. Point the boat nose into the wind, let the boat come to a stop then let out twice as much rope or chain as the water depth.  Let the anchor hit bottom and then gently back up to dig the anchor into the bottom.  The boat will swing around the anchor in the wind, so make sure you are far enough from other boats and the shore.

Party Cove Lake of the Ozarks:

Party Cove is an icon of Lake of the Ozarks attracting visitors from across the country. Party Cove at Lake of the Ozarks is Located at the 4 mile-marker on the Grand Glaise Arm within the State Park; the entire cove is no-wake Memorial Day – Labor Day. On any given summer weekend over a 2000 boats may anchor in Party Cove forming a line around the cove perimeter and row after row across the middle.  The waterway created between the outside boats and inside rows is called “the Gauntlet.”  Boats not tying up must travel through the Gauntlet and are subject to water guns and cat calls. Party Cove at Lake of the Ozarks is really just a bunch of fun-loving, swim suit clad people people-watching and having a good time.  However, it can be a dangerous place with lots of drinking and close quarter boat maneuvering. Drownings happen frequently in Party Cove, so be careful.

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Water skiing, Wakeboarding and Tubing:

Tubing is very popular on the lake and is done just about everywhere, especially in the state park and in the larger coves.  From personal experience, most of the skiing and wake boarding that I have seen happens early in the day before lake traffic gets too heavy, in the state park and the larger coves and quieter ends of the lake.  Wakeboarding is more popular than water skiing from what I have experienced.

Fishing Lake of the Ozarks:

Lake of the Ozarks is a world-class fishery featuring large and small mouth bass, striped bass, white bass, crappie, catfish, walleye, carp, spoonbill and many other species.  There are numerous fishing tournaments on the lake each year, especially bass and crappie.  A great resource for Lake Ozark fishing is the Bassing Bob website.   The most prominent fishing structure on Lake Ozark is the many private residential and condo docks that line the shores. The most pristine area is the Lake Ozark State Park that encompasses the Grand Glaise Arm. In general, fishing on Lake Ozark is great all year round, however when Ameren UE is pulling water off for generating electric, the bass fishing is at its best. The lake is actually a river with a very slow current and when electric is being generated, that current spikes and helps pull bait fish downstream. Bass will set up off main channel points and ledges facing upstream into the current.  Typical water draw off the lake is 900 cubic feet per second, but when generating electric the pull can spike over 20,000 cubic feet per second.  Visit the Ameren UE Bagnell Dam water release website to check water pull rates.

Missouri Water Patrol & Law Enforcement:

The Missouri Water Patrol is a constant presence on the Lake during the summer, especially on the weekends and in high traffic areas.  In addition, the US Coast Guard frequently deploys teams to spot check the lake.  Many of the larger boats on the lake are registered with the US Coast Guard and the teams may board 30+ boats a day for routine boating safety and registration checks. The water patrol publishes rules and regulations for boating on Lake of the Ozarks. All persons born after 1994 must have a valid boater’s license in Missouri in order to drive a boat or PWC. The Water Patrol is very serious about lake safety and will stop any boat that is operating in an unsafe manner or disobeying lake rules.

Dining on the Lake:

There are numerous waterfront dining options on Lake of the Ozarks. Some of my personal favorites are Shorty Pants (great food!), Red Head Yacht Club (wild pool fun!), Fish Company (great pizza), Paradise (best view!), Coconuts, Captain Ron’s, Backwater Jack’s (great oysters!) and Miller’s Landing (great breakfast!). Most have excellent docking and during the summer have dock attendants on hand to help tie up. Tipping the dock attendants $5-$10 is a standard practice.

Visit the Lake of the Ozarks this Summer!

There is so much we could share about Lake of the Ozarks. It is truly one of the gems of Missouri and boating in general. We hope to see you on the lake soon and when your lake visit is over, be sure to visit Stern Memories to create a boat name portrait or boat name gift.

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Searching for a great boating gift? Start with the boat name!

If you are searching for a unique gift for the boater in your life, start with the boat name.  To a boater their boat is always unique, but what really makes a boat unique is its name.

As the saying goes, it’s the thought that counts. A personalized gift for a boater with their boat name takes it to a whole new level of thought and consideration. Recently good friends of ours, who spend a lot of time with us boating at Lake of the Ozarks, surprised my wife and I with bar towels embroidered with our boat name – Why Knot. We were floored and now proudly use our new bar towels on each outing.

The boat name is the most personal item on the boat. A good boat name is often a very quirky personal statement, either conveying a loved one’s identity (Rosie’s Ride) or conveys their love of life, an inside joke or their personality.

When personalizing a gift for a boater, it is important to re-create the boat name as closely as it appears on the boat. The font and script style are all part of the personality of the boat name. At Stern Memories we are experts in re-creating boat names and personalizing boating gifts. If the customer does not have their original boat artwork, our graphic artists can often match the font, script and style off of a clear photograph of the back of the boat.

Stern Memories offers a wide range of boating keepsakes, all personalized with the boat name with gift items to match any budget or occasions.

Boat Name Portraits

A Stern Memories boat name portrait celebrates the boat name, displaying it front and center in a wall hung portrait, surrounded with memorable boating photos and boat manufacturer emblems/logos. The result is the most unique boating keepsake that a boater could ever give or receive.

Neon Boat Name Displays

Nothing screams fun like neon, so why not display your boat name in neon! A neon boat name display is perfect for the man-cave, boat dock, lake house, or office. Stern Memories neon boat name signs are hand made in the U.S.A. We offer multiple styles from full custom to our popular Welcome Aboard sign. Just share your ideas for a neon boat name sign and we will bend and light it into shape!

Personalized Boating Products

Make your boat party complete with personalized boat products such as koozies, cups, tumblers, tote bags and hand-crafted fender covers and deck mats. Our goal is to provide items useful to boaters, but emblazoned with their boat name. Why promote someone else’s brand when you can promote your own? Our line of personalized deck mats and fender covers are like jewelry for your boat. Seriously, they are stunning and really set off your boat, while helping to keep it clean.

Order Your Personalized Boat Gear Today!

We all know how many GREAT memories are made boating on the Lake of the Ozarks; we want to help you commemorate the good times your boat provides for you and your family. Whether you want an item for yourself or for the ideal gift for the boat lover in your life, visit our website to start designing your Stern Memories item today! So, when thinking of a great gift for the boater in your life, start with the boat name and start with Stern Memories.

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